it’s gene roddenberry’s birthday today. happy birthday gene. some weird things have happened while you’ve been away, floating out there in the sky. for example, there’s some new movies. people think jim kirk’s a womanizer and star trek is about blowing space shit up a lot. karl urban’s pretty great. the world itself is in a strange place at the moment. we’re still looking to the stars, though. thanks for the dream you gave us
five grown men thought it was a good idea to whack a milkshake with a golf club, in the direction of thousands of dollars worth of equipment
I’ve just seen a lady refuse to buy a dress because it was too discounted.
I went looking for Labyrinth headcanons/expanded universe theories and the first two I found were about Sarah being dominant in bed, and Sarah loving when Jareth wears capes because she steps on them and makes him trip.
I own thirty pairs of shoes, but the chances are that if you see me I’ll either be wearing the same pair of flats or boots every single time.